Jokes

SEPTEMBER 2010


1. How far can you go into the woods?


2. How did Jonah feel when the whale swallowed him?


3. Why does lightening strike people?


4. Why is the football stadium cold?


5. Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?


Answers to Questions
1. As far as the center, then you will be going out
2. Down in the mouth
3. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself
4. Because it has too many fans.
5. Because it is light when it rises.